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"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
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"Winning" internet arguments via dismissive hyperbolic falsehoods and selective ignorance.

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"Take this beautiful moment and make a joke out of it. If you can't, you're a slave to it."

"The imperfections show the face."
Tales from Zilmurik
Epic of Damnation and Redemption

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Eden Legacy: A Knight of Eden Review

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Quite the supportive bunch you guys are.

I wouldn't come to the folks on the internet if you want a "supportive bunch". :D

I like how you're implying that we're crying, and not just questioning. That questioning is over, so... Now we're waiting for a comment that brings us all back to feast off of it. Yours was a good start.

Also, how can we tell if we don't like a game if we don't play it? Unless, of course, you mean "play it until you find a reason to hate it, then don't voice your opinion", which is a good idea, but rarely if ever implemented. Then again, I take that back, as more chances than not that provides some useful criticism.

So, what exactly were you on about again, shtrock?

Hero's Realm Review

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I'm actually downloading this game right now because of "an RPG lacking an emotionally moving plot, featuring bland characters, horribly basic dialogue, and completely lacking any sort of memorable villain to speak of..' from the review.

I'm actually one of those people tired of long diatribes that goes on for eternity. Seriously! I mean we're playing a game in a fantasy setting, not taking a class in morality 101. Less yapping and more smiting.


Damn straight.

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The castle looks more like a stone barn.

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Ah, how should I go about doing that?


If you haven't already, going into MS-Paint (or any other program of the sort) and using the bucket tool to change the background to any color that the portrait doesn't share, then designating that as the transparent color will fix it.

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What middle school uses the ol' Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee ---- poster? Give the kids a little credit; they aren't absent-minded enough to have forgotten their ABCs yet.

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I'll save you, kitty! Let me just fight this golem, first...

Pantomime: Rapunzel

What is this I don't even

Eden Legacy: A Knight of Eden Review

Alright, storyline time. Spoilers everyone, cover your eyes!






The world is in turmoil, and the knights of Eden must defend it by destroying Evil. In order to save the world, they must first obtain the two magical items, a HOLY CHERUB and a FIRE SWORD (if memory serves). The hero proves that he has what it takes to become a knight of Eden. They open siege on the enemy's fort only to find that the princess is part of Evil. The knights of Eden succumb to their wounds in the final scene as the hero kills the princess after a lolwut revelation. Pangaea dies on the seventh day since its creation. THE END. The second game follows the destruction by carrying on whatever story can be managed after this on the world of Valhalla, which I assume will see the rise of the knights of Eden and a new Evil.

As far as I'm concerned, there's no deeper meaning than watching who you serve for because you may be on the wrong side of the fence. Considering there's very little storyline leading up to the final minutes, this is essentially a fetch quest followed up with a "save the world by fighting the BBEG" quest to wrap it all up.

I throw myself into these discussions far too much, even to the point that I hate listening to myself talk, and I'm sure many people, sbester especially, feel the same way. Honestly, I'm too hard on this game, and I wanted to see it succeed, but, you know, what's done is done, and I doubt the Deluxe version will see a vast change to what has already been established beyond a palette swap.

Legacy Reborn

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You need more than two screenshots in your entry. Title screens don't count toward that total. I'll give you a few days to make changes.

He's got more than two, but for some reason, one of the images appears as a title screen until you open it's page.