ALPHAOMEGA247'S PROFILE

Was deemed by the Arishok as one who commands a great deal of respect. Was recently thrown out of a wheat field for going against the grain. Once conquered Rhode Island using a can of lima beans, a yo-yo, and a used copy of Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 3 on Blu-Ray. Is a founding member of the band Bladder Failure, whose hit single "Flushed From the Bottom of My Heart" spent nearly six minutes atop the Canadian Top 10 (until the software glitch was corrected). Invented the word "zfaifnv" while trapped in the back of a UPS truck with a flatulent snapping turtle.

ALSO: Does not tolerate use of the word "when" under any circumstance.
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Super Smash Bros for WiiU

It's too bad I work tonight! I'd love to play again.

Were you actually getting self destructs, Link? Cuz those are, like, almost impossible to get. And it's freaking ridiculous. If I were to punch your character once and then walk away, and then you walk off the stage a minute later, I would still get credit for the KO, despite the fact I had nothing to do with it. It's an odd design choice that makes absolutely NO sense to me. Why it got carried over from Brawl is even more baffling.

Also, I always sell myself short, that way your expectations are appropriately low. If I had played like pure crap last night, that would have fallen in line with your expectations. But since I was halfway decent, you were pleasantly surprised. Now, if I had been all like "DUDES I'M A SMASH GOD" all along, and then I played merely halfway decent like yesterday, I'd be getting a ton of flak.

Remember kids, it's easier to exceed low expectations than to live up to unrealistic hype. XD

Super Smash Bros for WiiU

Miracle is DEADLY. DEADLY!!!! It's a miracle if anybody an beat him.

I'd say I wasn't as horrid as advertised, except against Miracle. J-Man was way better than me, but I was about equal with Zeuzio and Link. Most of the time. Using Shulk's sexy abs to distract everyone was a wise move on my part. Total domination.

Square-Enix Decides To Give All Of Its Fans The Middle Finger By Re-Releasing The PC Port Of FF7 For The PS4

I've read on several occasions that SquareEnix has absolutely NO intention of remaking FF7 until they create a game that exceeds it in ALL ways. So in other words, it's never going to happen.

That being said, as one of seven people who love the game, I would totally take that FF12 remake. Of course, that's probably not going to happen, either. Why bother with that when you can just re-release the FF10 Remaster on the PS4?

The Ban Game

I ban seiromem for changing his avatar! ... ... *shifty eyes*

Super Smash Bros for WiiU

Dark Pit seems like a blatant palette swap if I've ever seen one. Regular Pit even has a Dark Pit costume, ffs!

Also, I know you're probably just trying to protect me from a slew of lopsided losses, but you never added my Skype to the first post. :P DO IT. I LIKE BEING A BOTHER. :P (Predictably, it's AlphaOmega247)

author=Link_2112
haha My Wii U has been working great out of the box. I've had almost flawless luck with electronics. I never get bricks and never have issues. One time my laptop wouldn't power on. I just went to bed and it was working fine in the morning. No problems since. I have good E-Karma.
Shit, one time my PC wouldn't turn on. I went to bed and had the same problem in the morning. It never recovered, either. It would just boot to a blank screen. My dad was able to get the hard drive to work in a different PC and somehow, it was completely EMPTY! Yes! I lost everything!

SUIKODEN II (and I) COMING TO PSN!

author=suzy_cheesedreams
I somehow completely missed this series when I was younger. Maybe one day I'll get around to playing them... (and the dozens of other jrpgs I never got my hands on XD
I'm in the same boat as you. I needed to be born like a decade earlier, that way I would have been old enough to (competently) play the onslaught of excellent RPGs that came out in the 1990s. Now I have a backlog a mile long because I was too busy soiling myself and watching Barney. Hopefully I'll get to Suikoden of these years! XD

Super Smash Bros for WiiU

Wahoo! My primary username prior to AlphaOmega was "Lemonaidian_RoXorZ_93" or something like that. Thankfully, I realized this was exceptionally stupid.

Wait... Bought Wii U yesterday.... getting used to it today... will add everyone soon... So "initial setup" didn't include 45 minutes on the phone with a friendly customer service representative? I was seriously under the impression that the system you bought at the store was merely a placeholder for the REAL one they send you in the mail a week or so after you buy the system! Both my Wii U and PS4 were essentially bricks right out of the box and had to be sent back.

The ^ < v game

^ Clearly needs to rethink his oral health!

< Isn't the brightest bulb on this site. Isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, either. Will have to settle for being damn sexy.

v Has kindly agreed to do all of my Christmas shopping for me. I'll even give you the money. Just get it done so I can stay home and play Dragon Age.

Exodus: Stats and Kings

Yes! My quest for board domination continues to make fair-to-moderate progress!

Zelda Wii U

It certainly looks very pretty. I'm also worried that it's going to wind up being a vast, empty space. Zelda games have a pretty bad track record when it comes to such things, and this incarnation of Hyrule currently looks distressingly vacant. Though since the game is still in development, I'll give them a pass for now and hope that they manage to populate Hyrule with monsters, caves, towns, turnips, etc.

I'm not loving the motion controls for aiming and all of that, though. In fact, I'd rather just play with the pro controller and forget the Gamepad even exists.

And here is that very same trailer, but cropped and reoriented so that it's full screen. Like it should have been in the first place.

I don't know what I'm doing wrong, but the video doesn't show up, so here's a boring old link:
Boring old link.