EMANZI'S PROFILE

Pokemon exactly, I forgot to mention the cute-annoying-tag-along-but-never-helps-much sidekick but LockeZ took all the good ones

author=LockeZ
Oh right, derp, I guess my sarcasm detector is malfunctioning.

Anway!
- inexplicable monsters have recently started appearing in every imaginable location
- adorable useless mascot either joins the party or is the spunky rebellious princess's pet
- evil empire either constantly referred to or literally named "The Empire" to help you realize that it's evil
- main villain takes his shirt off and grows wings, no explanation given

I was looking forward to sharing a bong with Jesus for ol' times sake ( he's like the ultimate hippie, just check out his hair and how he's all about love and spreading the word... ) Guess I'll loot me a couple games to get me by till October. Looks like the worlds in chaos though so who knows if its true or not...

If the world really ends won't any of you guys feel regret ?, you know all that bacon flavored mayonnaise you went easy on, all those times you could have done something fun but had to think about tomorrow.

Anyway most likely this guys just some old bored mathematician who's trying to get a cult going for self esteem/egoistic purposes or whatever mathematicians want. I'm sure when October comes he'll be like:

" I forgot to carry the one and divide everything by root 666, re-calculations tell me December 21st bla bla "
until he's had enough of a laugh...then goes back to solving simultaneous equations. Most mathematicians are either weird antisocial geniuses or just completely insane.

I cant wait...I hope we fall in a void where its Saturday forever!

I'm pretty sure I'll be disappointed, anyway if the world ends I'll kinda miss this dump

author=Radnen
I'm pretty rad.

yes yes you are...nen

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