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My name's Kasey Ozymy. I'm a game designer from Texas. I made Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass and am currently working on Hymn to the Earless God.

Check out Hymn to the Earless God:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2165130/Hymn_to_the_Earless_God

Buy Jimmy:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/706560/Jimmy_and_the_Pulsating_Mass/
Hymn to the Earless God
Live and die on a hostile world.

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President Trump

Say what you will about cidmakeador, the guy made a good point on the Ozzy/Sabbath distinction.

President Trump

The more I see triple parentheses, "leftists," "virtue signaling," and "normies," the less I think reasonable discourse is possible.

Can we go back to Trump being a dipshit, because that's all I really want to talk about.

Edit: God damn it Moon, you win this round.

Kids Design The Darndest Things

This event was great! Here are my top five in random order:


Pink Pigeon's Peelc


Sooz's Watewack


Suzy Cheesedream's Beeboon (my favorite!)...


...and Nestop


Pau230's Coulddas

President Trump

I agree that "extreme leftists" are a problematic fringe group (mainly because they're annoying), but if you want that comic to be even remotely okay, you should cut out the third comparison down. No one from the left is advocating for terrorists to murder people; that's just far-right paranoia that turned itself into propaganda on 4chan at some point.

Also, I understand that this problem exists and it's probably on your mind, so you're bringing it up here, but I don't think anyone's really calling Trump or the majority of his supporters racist, at least in the current discussion. The perception of there being a lot of SJWs and racists is the problem; they're both small, very vocal groups, and the fact that they're so vocal gives the perception that everyone on the other side is that extreme. We mainly just need to learn how to filter out online noise.

Music

New Track: Let's Color Today

I say this is a new track, but if you've played the demo, you've heard this one. Fun fact: this is one of the first songs I wrote for the game. This was actually part of the soundtrack for the original incarnation of Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass.

Double fun fact: Osaka Konnichiwa is the oldest track for Jimmy; it was a song I wrote without a definite game in mind just so I could test out a little midi guitar I bought a while back. It fit the tone of the game so well that it was really easy to fit in.

President Trump

I don't think Trump wants to direct the war machine anywhere. The problem is that he's a self-titled counter-puncher, so any small aggression against him or the U.S. will result in him escalating things, which could spiral out of control but probably just hurt our standing with a lot of states.

I think that what scares me about Trump is that nukes feel like a possibility for the first time in my life, and it's not because he's bloodthirsty--it's because he's stupid, narcissistic, and petulant. I don't think it would ever get to that, though. My guess is that Trump's legacy will be a series of gaffs and a bunch of transparent conflicts of interest that will net him and his family lots of bank, likely at the expense of Americans. Cutting the estate tax down is something to look for.

The worst things that will come from his presidency will be the result of policies pushed by his cabinet. Education in particular looks grim.

What are you thinking about right now?

If you have something that can synthesize meat, then the natural extension of avant garde cuisine would be to create meat that exists outside of the standard human experience--meat that exists just to trigger specific taste buds in order to maximize the experience, meat that so far has only existed at the edges of our imagination.

So, fuck eating human meat, I want to eat an Oompa Loompa.

What are you thinking about right now?

Next on Freaky Eaters: a mother from Dumpstershire fears for her adult son's health as he eats nothing but Chuck E Cheese tokens.

Kids Design The Darndest Things

I made a Balbo.

I might make more since I need to take more breaks from all of this goddamn grading.

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Balbo


Description/Movelist
Balbo

Balboes are gelatinous monsters that live underneath bleachers. They're formed from when tobacco spit mixes with stale beer, pickle juice, and nacho cheese drippings. Balboes try to fit in with their prey like ambush hunters, but they're pretty stupid, so their attempts at camouflage are sad at best. This Balbo is wearing a hat it found.

When a Balbo is ready to feed, its beefy, arm-like tongue emerges from its mouth and grabs its prey. It then flays off the skin with a paint scraper and retracts its tongue, relishing the salty treat.

Moves:
-Lurch: The Balbo jumps forward and grabs the player, disabling them until the Balbo is killed, hit with a disabling status effect, or knocked off balance with a heavy attack.
-Flay: Can only be used after the player is grabbed. Flays off the player's skin, causing severe damage and leaving them more vulnerable to poisons and other types of infections. Consuming the skin also provides a minor heal to Balbo.
-Tongue Punch: A heavy melee attack.
-Scrape: A quick slash with the paint scraper; does minor damage, but leaves players more vulnerable to poisons and other types of infections.
-Ambush: The Balbo tries to blend in. Counters all melee attacks with a powerful bite that causes infections at a low rate under normal circumstances. Ranged and magic attacks will interrupt the ambush by hurting Balbo's self-esteem (as it thought its disguise was really sweet).

A Very Long Rope to the Top of the Sky

If I'm God in this scenario, consider it shrugged.