STORMCROW'S PROFILE

>look StormCrow

You see not a bird but an American lady who likes other ladies. Oscillates between shy as a mouse and babbling violently, seemingly at random.

I like badasses. I like babes. I like badass babes the best. Okay...actually I like doggoes the very best, but I aspire to make games about badass babes is my point.

I use music from bands and artists in the free games I make: the frustrated filmmaker in me is very enamored of scoring scenes with rock'n'roll soundtracks Scorcese or Tarantino style. In addition to being a time honored tradition in cinema, this has a history in AAA videoogames as well (for a really great use of it, see Bioshock: Infinite). If I was a millionaire, I'd totally license these songs so I could actually use them legally.
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"The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

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Corruption of Laetitia

do. want. (more useful feedback to follow, maybe. I'm really unreliable these days.)

Steamed Hams, but it's RPGMAKER2003!

author=nemojbatkastle
Let nobody tell you that video games can't be art. Aliens will put this in a museum some day.

Hallelujah! The most historically significant achievement in the history of games. (Actually I don't mean to pooh-pooh this game, seems quite impressive.

author=Addit
But I must say! Out of all the Steamed Hams parodies that I’ve seen, this one definitely ranks up there among the top (IMO) just behind the DK Rap one and the Metal Gear Solid one…especially when it comes to RPGMaker, as I think this one FAR surpasses all the others that were made before it.

I didn't know this memed (I mean, I know this meme, 22 short films about Springfield is one of my favorite pieces of television ever, but I didn't know it had gone memetic) and I just watched the Metal Gear Solid one and it was really funny and then about halfway through...

Then I realized that there really actually were lengthy and serious discussions about hamburgers in the latest real Metal Gear Solid game and I facepalmed myself silly. Anyone who has finished Phantom Pain knows what I'm talking about.

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Thank you!

What are you drinking about right now?

does anyone know what final fantasy game where the protagonist interacts with a character or object and the dialogue box just says like "Useless..." or ""Worthless..." and do you have a screenshot of it? I think it's 7 or 8.

Oh, and the strain I am smoking is Wedding Cake, for my weed people.

What are you drinking about right now?

i...am so high...A M A for....next ???fuccck minutes


i also drank some Larceny (whiskey)

edititit: i have never seen a Total Wine.

Road To Paradise - The Staircase

author=Martimus
I think you could do with updating your games Sprites to larger ones that are more realistic in size to your games environment. That aside, the game looks really good and I have subscribed.


If this was my only project or even my only rpg maker project, I totally would work on polishing a detail like that, but I'm juggling a lot of creative endeavors at once. When a certain threshold is reached here on RMN I'll create an itch.io thingy, so spread the word?

Road To Paradise - The Dragon

well not to be too snarky but it's nice to know someone else was fighting the same boss fight I remember fighting a zillion times. (FTR kumada used a completely different strategy to stunlock the boss, also resulting in an easy win.)

I am very high. Personally, I'd be wearing the "Team Earth" shirt, but Izuno is pretty adorable and so are his friends.

What do you think of 'Girly Runs' and other such motions?

Flouncing. (probably) most accurate the verb for what she's doing is flouncing.

Having a female character able to move ONLY BY FLOUNCING says something about that character, namely that she's VERY FEMININE. since you've described her as "princessy" and "a girly girl" that's fine cause you know what you're doing.

@Sooz, While it is common in JRPGs the stereotype exists all across the globe and women were trained to run like that in some societies.

okay sure, I'll bite, what societies? because I'm trying to picture a group of female athletes being trained to do...THAT...and I just keep cracking up.

What are you thinking about right now?

I LOVVEEE YOU ALLLL....I mean all except the tiny tiny handful of you I've made it clear I very specifically hate....i love all you guys, you're allgreat...and some of you i love more than is appropriate....not like in a sexual way you pervert i mean i've just ain't never met you so like how much FEELS are you allowed to feel towards an internet friend, y'know? kentona's like a quirky canadian Uncle. i DO NOT have a shrine to Archeiah_Nessiah in my bedroom or anywhere else in my house! this is how vicious rumors get started.

you know the interesting thing is...i haven't even started drinking yet. REALLY

2018: A Doge Odyssey

"In dog years...
in dog years...
in dog years...
I am Immmortal"