VACCARIA'S PROFILE

author=HikiNeet
Okay, so I decided to play this 'cause I was hoping for funny contestants and responses. That didn't happen. Male, female, it doesn't matter. It's a cosmetic choice. You don't get different candidates depending on your gender. They're the same for both genders, just with different names. The endings are all the same too. Generic instead of unique. The responses were bland as well.

Here's how my first run went:

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Why do I care? Why am I in here in the first place??? How do you not know? Did someone drug you to sleep and then dump you on a Blind Date show set? At least it'd make sense if your friends forced you to attend.
Okay, that's also one thing that I don't fucking know.
Why the fuck do I care? Can somebody get me out of this place?
Umm... okay... just a romantic date that's all about us and never will we ever be separated? Yandere alert!
Himegami

Her dialogue when chosen is

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Huh? HUH?! Wait... he choice me? I think I'm gonna faint right now. Catch me, (Name). chose; not choice.

That seems odd to me considering how anti-dating show she was with all her responses. Then I saw the responses from Misao who takes stuttering virgin to the extreme. Here dialogue when chosen is: ...Just finish this show so we can start already, (Name).

So clearly, you've accidentally switched them.

Grammar/spelling mistakes/corrections:

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Orpah? Don't you mean Oprah?

befit to his/her character. to

And then, the result would be the person to whom man which picked the most answers from.
to whom you've/they've man which

After all this mess --> For all your troubles

from a single person then another two to the other --> from a person and two from another person

Paraiah > Pariah
The definition is "an outcast" or "a member of a low caste in southern India"
Why would the responders be called that?

second-to-the-last second question > don't need 'the'

Looks like we're nearly going to a complete halt as we reach the final question! Final question! is enough. You said 'second-to-last question' in the previous sentence so there's no need to get all dramatic and wordy. 'nearly going to a complete halt' doesn't even make sense there anyway.

What do you have to say about being chosen as the winner?

It's already obvious that I'll win this thing. I wonder how much fun I'll have with you, (Name). It was obvious from the start that I would win.

Ooh! This is getting exciting as I thought it would be! > as exciting

Paraiah #2. What does you have in mind? 'do'

Despite having unusual behaviours that does not suite them together, they still acted as magnets, both negative and positive alike.
The two are no more a single of status... but a fusion of both man and woman. Magnets, both negative and positive? A fusion of both man and woman? Who came up with these lines? This is a bad case of purple prose.

They lived happily ever after. Someone I met on a blind date became my wife/girlfriend for the rest of my life? Yeah, uhhh, not likely.
Or do they? > did
It is a matter of time before we find out. It is --> It's; sounds better when you say them together rather than separately.
...do we, ? do --> won't

My thoughts:

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I never thought this could happen! Let alone that our contestant has a thing for harems! The harems part amused me.

Apparently, since this is the result, it will be the Result Staff to decide which Paraiah will the contestant have! Umm, what? I'm the one whose decision apparently decides what horrible person I'm going to spend the rest of my life with. Why do they get to determine my future with a coin toss? The tie-breaker should be a question, not eenie meenie miney mo.

It looks like that the Results Staff has finally decided (on) a winner!

Love is... love?
Just some ordinary guy, that's all. Not a bad answer but not very ambitious either.
Kiss them directly?
A date? Yeah, just a date.

Nathalie:
I think love is a relationship between a man and woman. Love doesn't take gender into account.
A rich guy. I love rich guys. Gold-digger
A French kiss. They just can't resist it.
A date that's all for me.