Was deemed by the Arishok as one who commands a great deal of respect. Was recently thrown out of a wheat field for going against the grain. Once conquered Rhode Island using a can of lima beans, a yo-yo, and a used copy of Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 3 on Blu-Ray. Is a founding member of the band Bladder Failure, whose hit single "Flushed From the Bottom of My Heart" spent nearly six minutes atop the Canadian Top 10 (until the software glitch was corrected). Invented the word "zfaifnv" while trapped in the back of a UPS truck with a flatulent snapping turtle.

ALSO: Does not tolerate use of the word "when" under any circumstance.
The Legend of Blake
Embark upon a journey to become a legend. Or not. It's up to you.



I'm Too Lazy to Make a Non-Generic Introduction Title!

I think that was the point of seiromem's avatar: to diss grammar freaks ;p
Woah! Woah! People should know better than to disrespect me! I command a great deal of respect. Respect that was bestowed upon me by the Arishok himself in Dragon Age 2. I'm sure that once he sees the error in his ways, seiromem will humbly remove the offending apostrophe. If not, the only course of action is going to have to be an intervention. :P

I'm Too Lazy to Make a Non-Generic Introduction Title!

Owls without apostrophes are better, though.

And I actually have no opinion on turnips, because I don't think I've ever had one.

Etymology of languages

Maybe it's just my noobish naivety rearing its beautiful head, but I didn't find anything about that first post remotely interesting. It did make me use the "ULTRA FAST SCROLLING" on my mouse though, so I could bypass it more quickly.

I'll keep this thread in mind if I ever feel the need to brush up on my Egyptian, though. Maybe I'll use it in one of my games to send secret messages to the aliens or something (because they built the pyramids, of course).

What are you thinking about right now?

Detroit Red Wings all the way, baby.

I'm thinking about my copy of Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS, which, sadly, is locked behind closed doors at Best Buy due to them refusing to be open at decent hours. Well, 6:46 AM is not a decent hour, but they shouldn't be keeping me from my Smash Bros. like this.

I'm Too Lazy to Make a Non-Generic Introduction Title!

Well, I feel grossly unintroduced after reading that. :P You could have at least mentioned how you feel about turnips. Or owls. I guess those are quasi-popular around here. And that would have removed at least some of the mystery surrounding you.

ALSO: Welcome!

The ^ < v game

^ Still needs to get rid of that apostrophe in owls.

< Owl take my tern and tweet that I'm ambivalent about owls. How fowl.

v Enjoys awful puns.

The Screenshot Topic Returns

It looks like they're battling in a Skittles commercial. Taste the rainbow!

@Itaju: The amount of detail in that shot is exquisite.

ITT we admire the BRILLIANCE *cough* of video game A.I.

The Pikmin still did stupid things in the third game; their overall level of intelligence was acceptable, I guess, but their pathfinding was sometimes questionable. And dismissing too many Pikmin near the water still meant there was a chance they would go for a swim.

I haven't played enough Morrowind (sadly) to have any epic guard encounters in that game, but they weren't much better in Oblivion. I cast Frenzy on the Count of Bravil, and every guard in the city just laid into him. I mean, they were leaping off stairs and killing themselves in an attempt to get a piece of that action.

This was one of the wiser guards. He actually jumped down the stairs. A few of them jumped right off the balcony.

What are you jamming to?

Great, and now an awesome Dr. Wily remix. I'm going to be stuck watching these things on YouTube all night.

What are you jamming to?

Holy crap! Bravely Default has an awesome soundtrack to begin with, and that was... well, it was exceptional. Especially that violin. I can't believe I've never heard of this Tetrimino Band before! Their rendition of Vampire Killer from Castlevania is also pretty great! *faints*