Was deemed by the Arishok as one who commands a great deal of respect. Was recently thrown out of a wheat field for going against the grain. Once conquered Rhode Island using a can of lima beans, a yo-yo, and a used copy of Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 3 on Blu-Ray. Is a founding member of the band Bladder Failure, whose hit single "Flushed From the Bottom of My Heart" spent nearly six minutes atop the Canadian Top 10 (until the software glitch was corrected). Invented the word "zfaifnv" while trapped in the back of a UPS truck with a flatulent snapping turtle.

ALSO: Does not tolerate use of the word "when" under any circumstance.
The Legend of Blake
Embark upon a journey to become a legend. Or not. It's up to you.



How do you make friends?

I'm awful at making friends in real life, mostly because I'm exceptionally private. Even when I know that the person I'm talking with shares my interests, for some reason I just don't feel comfortable revealing anything about myself or said interests. It literally takes ages for me to open up to people. Once I do, everything is fine, but getting to that point is a long and arduous process... and I'm eternally grateful for the friends I have who stuck around all that time.

I'm not as bad on the Internet, but it's still not super easy for me to insert myself into a community like this one. I lurked around here for a long time before I decided that you weren't entirely awful people and there was a chance that I might fit in and perhaps even make a friend or two. Or none.

Most of my common interests ( making games, Fire Emblem and the Sims )
I love all of those things. XD

It is admittedly... not quite the same as being there with them, but I still consider my online friends far closer despite our physical distance.
This. I was sick on New Year's Eve last year, so I was unable to go out or do anything. I wound up spending the entire night online with my Internet friends, and I think I probably had a better time with them than I would have had with my real life friends.

What are you thinking about right now?

Only 35 days, 12 hours, 38 minutes to go.
What, pray tell, is so special about November 14?

What Videogames Are You Playing Right Now?

I'm pretty sure it's $60 for the game alone. I got the version bundled with the game, the GameCube controller adapter, and that Smash-branded GameCube controller. You know, because Smash Bros. can't be played on just ANY controller, and the million other GC controllers that I own aren't good enough.

ALSO: Fuck amiibos. I will NEVER EVER in a million years pay any amount of money for a freaking Mario Skylander.

[Poll] Favorite Link Incarnation

I reckon there ain't enough room for the two of us in this here kingdom, Ganondorf.

*sips milk*

Eldin Bridge. High noon.

The Ban Game

I ban seiromem for (surprise!) having that ridiculous apostrophe in his avatar.

What are you thinking about right now?

There is a chance that I would not mind trying this out, either.

WOW, what an apology :) and so sincere.... How could I not accept? :)
Personally, I would've held a grudge for a really long time. :P

What are you thinking about right now?

My Dearest Linkis,

It has recently come to my attention that I have, in a tragic act of ineptitude, attributed the vile and corrosive words of Corfaisus to your person. This act, though heinous, was not intentional on my part, as my weary mind was enraptured by the lambent blood moon perched high in the pale morning sky. Additionally, I am a noob and incapable of operating these newfangled electronic devices. I pray to the Goddesses that you have it within your soul to accept my most sincere apology. If my humble words prove insufficient, e-hugs may be provided for a small donation to the AlphaOmega Fan Club.


Really? I arise looking positively radiant and float to the bathroom on a cloud surrounded by rainbows and butterflies and leaves tulip petals in its wake.
On the other hand, you're Link, so it kind of evens out.
I am left handed with blonde hair and blue eyes... The physique isn't quite a match, though. I'm... uh... much better built than Link... Yeah... *cough*

The ^ < v game

^ Was surprisingly spot on, aside from the significant other part.

< Forever alone. Not an avid stargazer, either. I can literally see like 3 stars in the sky at night due to my unfortunate proximity to Detroit.

v Is far, far away from Detroit.

[Poll] Favorite Link Incarnation

Obviously, I love the way Link looks in Hyrule Warriors, but I've yet to actually play the game. Out of the choices available, Toon Link is probably my favorite, mostly because of The Wind Waker. He's got some real personality in that game that's absent in most of the others.

If we're going by design, I would count Four Swords/Four Swords Adventures Link as Toon Link; all of the official artwork depicts the various Links in the toon style, even if the games themselves skew closer to A Link to the Past. If we're going by the timeline, I'll probably just go cross-eyed.

What Videogames Are You Playing Right Now?

I don't usually preorder games, but I knew that Smash would be sold out (and it was), so I made sure to place my preorder well in advance. And today I liberated another $100 from my wallet for the Wii U version. I'm gonna be poor soon!