Was deemed by the Arishok as one who commands a great deal of respect. Was recently thrown out of a wheat field for going against the grain. Once conquered Rhode Island using a can of lima beans, a yo-yo, and a used copy of Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 3 on Blu-Ray. Is a founding member of the band Bladder Failure, whose hit single "Flushed From the Bottom of My Heart" spent nearly six minutes atop the Canadian Top 10 (until the software glitch was corrected). Invented the word "zfaifnv" while trapped in the back of a UPS truck with a flatulent snapping turtle.

ALSO: Does not tolerate use of the word "when" under any circumstance.
The Legend of Blake
Embark upon a journey to become a legend. Or not. It's up to you.



Art Game!

Let's see...


It's an orange.

The Mess-up A Wish Foundation

Granted, but you soon discover that baking a cake while grooming your cat while fixing your PC while taking hot bath is not a good idea.

I wish for the power to remove the apostrophe from "OWL'S" in seiromem's avatar! /Grammar Nazi

The Mess-up A Wish Foundation

Granted, but... uh... you traded your last pencil for a cupcake and now you have to put the eraser on a cupcake? And then you choke on the eraser?

I wish I was taller.

If you died, what loot would you drop?

Yeah, a Kingdom Hearts shirt makes me and my scrawny toothpick arms look that much more intimidating! Then again, I'm dead in this hypothetical situation, and whoever is looting my body just might appear threatening with Sora and Roxas emblazoned upon his or her chest.

WTF do you do (game)

I scream like a little girl.

You have accidentally disturbed a beehive while visiting a nudist camp.

Whatchu Workin' On? Tell us!

I've been working on trees. Fully replaced one variety with the Seiken Densetsu 3 default tree, edited two others into the SD3 style. I'm not done tweaking, but I think they look mostly okay.



The Mess-up A Wish Foundation

Granted. You have a sultry, sexy voice that drives people wild. Unfortunately, you weigh 700 pounds now, too. *Insert that noise that plays when somebody loses on The Price is Right*

I wish to have no money and live under a bridge with a shopping cart full of old soup cans.

Your best friend has turned into a ham sandwich. Enjoy.
That might be an improvement, actually.

The Mess-up A Wish Foundation

Granted, but people think you're weird for talking to a drink.

I wish for a ham sandwich.

What games should I play?

The Mass Effect games are great... but I found the first game VERY hard to get into for some reason. I mean, once I did, I was hooked, but in my usually invalid opinion, the beginning of the game was... obtuse? Slow? Not all that and a bag of chips? If you get through that, you're in for a great ride. And the games aren't overly long. If you have a modicum of skill, you can get through each one of the games (and do just about everything) in about 30 hours.

The Dragon Age series is also worth playing... BUT the second game is often viewed as a smoldering pile of dung due to the fact you NEVER leave the city you start in.

Castle Crashers and Bastion are ton of fun if you're looking to kill a few hours.

Also, I'll come out and say that Skyward Sword was awful. You should use the game as a coaster for your drink while you're playing something else.

What Videogames Are You Playing Right Now?

I'm currently playing Tales of Xillia 2 and Destiny. And I have Hyrule Warriors just sitting there on the shelf, waiting to be played, but... I hate to have so many games going at once.