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author=Feldschlacht IV
Cowboy Bebop?
Full Metal Alchemist
Kingdom Hearts
Your Mum
Naruto (I'm joking, sorry! ;_;)

R.I.P. RPG Revolution

author=kentona
RMN runs on a dramacore engine. Drama is our lifeblood.
Guess I was wrong.

In my defence I've been here consistently for like, one month tops and I've never the drama happen.

I have not been given a chance to pull out my teen-drama avatar.

The next RPG Maker

author=Liberty
...But it already has fullscreen capability? o.O
I think she meant having fullscreen that actually was fullscreen resolution wise instead of stretching everything out like a fat mans groaning asshole.

If they did release a new RPG maker, I'd like to see more respect for event collision checking and more input support. Like this company hasn't heard of a hitbox in their life have they?

Allow like, a simple way of checking an events collision without having to make 4 variabls and check them against each other, also why not have inbuilt hitnox support variant on tiles, like, an event page option (drop down I'd guess) that allows for 3x3 tiles for an event rather than 'oh man enjoy making 18 fucking variables for a single 3x3 square event check collision.

Also input support, like yeah cool I can use 8 keys of the fucking god knows how many on my keyboard.

Also ditch that absurd infatuation with the retarded 544x416 resolution and allow scaling up to full blown 2560x1080 HD.

Having a cap at 640x480 is the dumbest shit.

And keep in RGSS3 FFS so I don't have to wait for all the scripts I give a shit about to be converted onto your next engine.

I suppose the event and input is sort outside the scope of something called 'rpg maker' because Enterbrain clearly hasnt heard of an action rpg like spiral knights or vindictus or just about any fucking MMO ever.

Yes, WoW counts because placed aoes.

Oh, mouse support would be nice, too! sick of having to fuckin arrow key everywhere, dont tell me mouse systems dont work for rpgs.

i could be a douche and ask for more (multi-platform support, web integration so i can put it on kongregate or w/e) but I don't care enough about that stuff.

Also ffs do something about your compression, adding the RTP adds 100+ megabytes onto a game file now...

That's retarded. I'm sure there's a way you could check the RTP against itself in the game and keep only what is used when making the compressed.exe file.

I never use the trashy music you provide that tacks on 40+ mb to the game file, anyway.

The RTP music is virtually the worst music I've heard that isn't dubstep, I've played a lot of games so you're doing a good job with that silver medal there.

Don't bother upgrading the music though because I have my own composer now just stop including that unforgivable cacophony where it isn't needed.

I can't think of a title for this. Robin Williams commit suicide.

Genie why this.

I heard from my collective yesterday, i think its the first time a celeb has died that I actually cared about prior to his death.

Hopefully he gets a better deal out of unlife than life.

As a young one (like, 6 fuckin years old im talking and for those that dont know thats 20 years ago) I was enchanted by the Aladdin movie and in particular, the magical genie of the lamp. I thought magic was real as real gets until I was told otherwise two years later.

Here, it's commemorative fucking song time because Coked up R.W. is great for the energetic Genie.

R.I.P. RPG Revolution

author=Kaliesto
About drama lol. It comes in many forms here. The worst I've seen was couple of years ago.
lol cant be too bad if it was only a couple years ago, for a place this sodding lively that's miraculous

RMW is like 88% drama queens and 12% people who arent retarded or know what they're doing or are banned because they were a shit *raises hand*

actually the banned usergroup probably occupies a good 6% of that.

Hey

the door also looks like it could be a furnace or an orange-glassed window.

outside of that its pretty good.

18+ art and your reputation

author=LockeZ
I don't know if you are aware of this but the internet is like... 70% porn, 29% cat videos and 1% everything else. You can find an infinite number of places dedicated specifically to letting people post drawings of your particular weird fetish.
Either you're being overly optimistic of the internet's versatility or I'm hard pressed despite all best efforts to find such glorious hubs of scandalous filth. Might have been awesome if they'd been around back when it actually mattered, doesn't now because I'm self supplied.

Yes, I do know a few of them where I could post it, but again, I'd be too ashamed of it to go through with it. (Mostly because im kind of a shit artist in comparison, I just drew my first pussy the other day.)

Whatchu Workin' On? Tell us!

degrading HD graphics to fit with my mspainty cel-shaded shit :3

see?

The Screenshot Topic Returns

author=TungerManU
I just thought why not make a small full-RTP game, and here's a map I slapped together a couple minutes ago. I haven't RTP'd much and I bet my mapping is not quite there, so I'd like to know what you people think. Please.

snippy
As hard as I try I can't spot anything wrong with it. :<

Maybe as a suggestion, adding some o' them 1x2 trees. :o

Welp, I caved and decided to go through with my plans to make the games art consistent, by degrading it all to my mspaint cel-shaded style

I forgot to patch the background parallax for the second scene with the Myriad, oops! Will fix later. This is a WIP, currently.

Also thanks to LockeZ I found freesound.org which has allowed me to drastically improve the audio.

What are you thinking about? (game development edition)

author=Ralphrius
You mean, like

this game right here?
this is the most amazing thing ive ever played.

also gonna worry about that later and just go forward with releasing M:R to the public in due course, what i'm currently thinking about is if and how will i make the art consistent, i have a few neat ideas.... costly ideas-- but, it's either gonna cost time or money, and since for the first time in a while, time is at a premium, ill probably have to go with both