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Goaling It 2020

I didn't say my post was satire, I said you don't even bother to consider if a post is meant as satire or not (which is something you should and must do if you're in charge of an internet site like the user with the misleading nick, "Liberty"). While I won't deny being a "creepy man" for having and articulating sexual desires, you MeToo pretenders and "Trumpists" are the real problem. Like Sturgeon's Law says: 90% of everything is crap, and that applies to people here and everywhere else, too.

Goaling It 2020

Not "what the fuck", you all don't give a fuck about freedom of speech; you don't even bother to consider if a post is meant as satire or not. That's my true goal in 2020 and beyond: I won't let anyone deny or compromise my freedom of speech rights, especially not snowflakes or hypocrites. You must be a fascist for warning people because of harmless posts like mine. Now swing your mighty ban hammer if you like - that's all broken people like you can do when being confronted with someone unbreakable like me. Actually, to make it easier for you: I was banned here before (you may remember the name Euphoniac), and I definitely won't register another account on this broken site ever again.

Goaling It 2020

My top priority for 2020: Having sex with at least one attractive, young, cute female RPG Maker JRPG developer (thus excluding Australian MILFs, for example). Unfortunately, most of them - if they exist at all - never achieve a complete version's release, because they're encumbered with relationships with men, which is also the main reason why they aren't susceptible to my advances. Well, if this doesn't work out, I'll aim for world domination as usual.

Everlong

If the game settings don't allow to adjust volume, there's still another method (at least when using Windows as operating system). Do you see a loudspeaker symbol in the lower right corner of your screen? By clicking on it and selecting the mixer, you should be able to adjust the volume of all applications that are currently running. That's how I do it, since I mute the sound in (nearly) every game I play.

Final Fantasy Discovery

It's the same with everything that you'll be able to get for free: You're entitled to nothing. You have no moral right to complain, and if you complain anyway, it just shows the kind of person you are. Go buy and play some RPG Maker JRPGs on Steam; there and then you'll be entitled to complain (though as usual, complaining won't achieve anything).

Final Fantasy Discovery

It's unbelievable how impatient some people are. This is one of the few games on this site that shows all the signs of "this game will be completed someday". Don't try to rush the developer - it almost never leads to faster releases (and on the rare occasion that it does, the player pays the price). Thanks for all your hard work so far, WCouillard, just work at your own pace. I'll gladly wait another seven years in order to play a promising game.

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Thanks for this generous offer. If
- grinding until I can afford and experiment with every equipment piece
- and saving (reloading) before (after) buying equipment pieces
doesn't work, I might take you up on your offer. Given how many NPCs you've recently added, though, you've probably sabotaged your own business concept already. ;)

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Dear NPC, now please tell me about hit rates and shields before I waste my money on a GrtSword.

Starlight Shoals

Fewer scripts, more flirting works for me, too. :)

Starlight Shoals

Most games with on-map encounters do the following: When the player escapes from a battle, the monster is stunned/confused for a few seconds, allowing the player to go on the run so that the monster won't actively chase the player anymore. There's probably a handy script available, which means you won't have to think up a solution from scratch. However, escape and escapism only work in games. No matter the nature of an encounter with you, I won't be able to escape your charm. :)