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My name's Kasey Ozymy. I'm a game designer from Texas. I made Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass and am currently working on Hymn to the Earless God.

Check out Hymn to the Earless God:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2165130/Hymn_to_the_Earless_God

Buy Jimmy:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/706560/Jimmy_and_the_Pulsating_Mass/
Hymn to the Earless God
Live and die on a hostile world.

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03/19/2014 05:50 PM
The best thing about the word "epic" is that it's being used in commercials now. Nothing kills buzzwords faster than advertisers, God bless them.

Ask Mint

03/19/2014 05:47 PM
Mint says:
What a great question, Pthhh...


Mint says:
Pthhhhhhhh...


Mint says:
Flamey!


Mint says:
It's kind of a boring story, though. My hair used to get dusty and gross all the time, so Ivy taught me to put it up like this so it wouldn't get tangled. When I met Yvette, though, she told me that they're called "pigtails," and pigs are about the most ADORABLE things in the UNIVERSE, so I told her that I would never change my hairstyle again! Yvette taught me all KINDS of fashion stuff. Like, did you know ladies get to paint their faces every DAY?! I let her practice on me once, and let me tell you...


Mint says:
I looked gorgeous!


Cheat engine I've been looking for

03/18/2014 06:11 PM
The hentai section is pay only. If you want admittance, just send the standard $30 fee to my paypal.

Dragon Fin Soup - Tactical Roguelike RPG

03/18/2014 06:08 PM
The game looks pretty, and the title would net you an easy victory on Iron Chef.

A Very Long Rope to the Top of the Sky

03/18/2014 06:01 PM
No prob! I wanted to put a big fat trial there because the reward you get after completing it is pretty SWEET.

A Very Long Rope to the Top of the Sky

03/18/2014 05:49 PM
Haha, thanks for fielding the questions, Unity! Here's the solution to the tower puzzles, Starkiss:

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First Floor

Swap to gainer
-flip switch
-go to the newly unlocked swap spot
Swap to Ivy
-Stand on the newly unlocked gate switch
Swap to Leif
-Push purple block--note how blue blocks have also moved
-Stand on newly unlocked swap spot
Swap to Ivy
-Stand back on original swap spot
Swap to Yvette
-Stand on newly unlocked gate switch
Swap to Leif
-Flip switch
-Stand on swap spot in front of door
Swap to Ivy
-Stand on swap spot in front of door
Swap to Gainer
-Stand on swap spot in front of door
Swap to Yvette
-Stand on swap spot in front of door

Second Floor

Swap to Yvette
-Flip switch
Swap to Gainer
-Stand on swap spot in front of door
Swap to Yvette
-Flip Switch
Swap to Gainer
-Stand on newly unlocked gate switch
Swap to Yvette
-Stand on newly unlocked swap spot
Swap to Leif
-Stand on newly unlocked swap spot
Swap to Gainer
-Stand on swap spot in front of door
Swap to Leif
-Flip switch
-Stand on swap spot in front of door
Swap to Yvette
-Stand on swap spot in front of door
Swap to Gainer
-Push purple block right four times and up twice
-Stand on swap spot in front of door
Swap to Ivy
-Stand on swap spot in front of door


Third Floor
Swap to Leif
-Push purple block right until it's against the wall
Swap to Ivy
-Push purple block down nine times
Swap to Leif
-Push purple block right thirteen times
Swap to Ivy
-Push purple block up twelve times
Swap to Leif
-Push purple block left fourteen times
Swap to Ivy
-Push purple block down twelve times
Swap to Leif
-Push purple block left five times
Swap to Gainer
-Stand on newly opened swap spot
Swap to Leif
-Push purple block right five times
Swap to Gainer
-Flip switch
-Stand on swap spot in front of door
Swap to Yvette
-Stand on newly opened swap spot
Swap to Ivy
-Stand on newly opened grate switch
Swap to Leif
-Stand on newly opened grate switch
Swap to Ivy
-Stand on swap spot in front of door
Swap to Gainer
-Flip switch
-Stand on swap spot in front of door
Swap to Yvette
-Stand on swap spot in front of door
Swap to Leif
-Stand on swap spot in front of door


That's probably my most elaborate puzzle, but I'm proud of it in the same way that the guy who invented the rack must feel.

Favorite NES Games

03/18/2014 02:21 AM
author=amerk
That was indeed the big issue I had with Battle of Olympus. If they had consistency in grinding, or removed grind altogether, it would have been a far better game.

Still, snake grinding aside, I enjoyed the game when it first came out.


Yeah, I remember it capturing my attention as a kid, but if "what I enjoyed as a child" constitutes good taste, then grilled cheese sandwiches would be considered fine dining. Battle of Olympus did permeate my subconscious, though; I still get this crappy song stuck in my head from time to time:

Favorite NES Games

03/17/2014 04:42 PM
author=ShortStar
Dragon Quest 3
Final Fantasy 1
Super Mario Bros 3
Super Mario Bros 2
Megaman 2
Megaman 3
Castlevania 3
Castlevania 2
Metroid
Contra
Bionic Commando
Double Dragon 2
Double Dragon 1
Ducktails
Batman
TMNT 3
TMNT 2
Ninja Gaiden 1
Zelda 1
Zelda 2

Shatterhand
Blaster Master
Guardian Legend
Shadowgate
Skate or Die 2
Battle of Olympus


Battle of Olympus was TERRIBLE. Nothing says "fun" like killing hoards of snakes for hours with a blackjack. Actually, that does sound fun, and Battle of Olympus somehow ruined the experience. Skate or Die 2 was also terrible, even if it had one of the catchiest theme songs in gaming history.

I wasn't a huge fan of most NES games, but I'll go with Mother/Earthbound Zero if no one's said it. That and Dragon Warrior 4 were probably the best rpgs I played on the system. Dragon Quest 3 was cool because of the class system, but I just played a remake, so I don't know how the original stands up. I haven't played Sweet Home, but from what I've seen of it, it looks pretty awesome.

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03/17/2014 04:33 PM
They thought they would be safe in the locker room...

They thought they would be safe in the shower...

Then their screams of passion turned to screams of horror in...

MURDER HIGH SCHOOL 4

(Now with more tits)

In theaters Summer 2014.

Dungeon Designs: The Good and Bad

03/13/2014 04:57 PM
author=LockeZ




Welp, that's the funniest thing I've seen posted on this site.
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